My experience in Mallorca

At two years in the past I travelled to Mallorca. I went alone, for disconnect. I travelled in a little boat. When I arrived in the port, the frist that I did was search a place in the forest for sleep. After i went to the beach for bathe and i swiming a lot. Suddenly, I saw a shark and he greet to me, and after he eat two medusas and one octopus. Later he fight with other shark, and the fight was very hard, and the two sharks die. Later I leaved to the water and I did a bonfire for cooking the meat that I has in my handbag. Suddenly one squirrel aproped to me, and I offered a piece of meat, and the fucking squirrel call his friends and stolen all of my meat. I get angry and I burn the forest and I run away. Later I meet a abandoned house, and I decided to settle there. I stay all of my holidays live in this house. After of two weeks, I come back In my real house